Burbank, CA — In a press conference on Sunday, Disney announced that the company...
This week, Netflix’s official YouTube account released the trailer for their upcoming prank reality...
MONTREAL, CANADA — On Tuesday, Feras Antoon, the CEO of Brazzers’ parent company, MindGeek,...
KYOTO, JAPAN — In conjunction with the coming release of Avengers: Endgame, Nintendo has...
LOS GATOS, CALIFORNIA — Following her highly publicized arrest in the recent college admissions...
CHICAGO, IL — The polarizing provocateur and rapper-turned fashion mogul Kanye West announced that...
SOUTH BURLINGTON, VERMONT — On Friday evening, a spokesperson for Ben and Jerry’s announced the release of a new flavor, called “Smocking...
KYOTO, JAPAN — In conjunction with the coming release of Avengers: Endgame, Nintendo has decided to partner with Disney for a game...
WASHINGTON D.C. — The Millennial Snowflake has confirmed that the Mueller report, which Special Counsel Robert S. Mueller III delivered to the...
WASHINGTON D.C. — We at The Millennial Snowflake have received reports that President Trump recently ordered FCC Chairman Ajit Pai to launch...
WASHINGTON D.C. — A flock of pigeons descended upon Washington D.C. on Sunday evening to protest the removal of Confederate monuments all...
WASHINGTON D.C. — Coronavirus, otherwise known as COVID-19, recently went to the hospital after displaying a series of worrying symptoms. “I recently...
Jacksonville, FL — During a town hall in Jacksonville on Friday, former Vice President Joe Biden gave a speech, during which he...
ATLANTA — Recently, we at headquarters received a call from Mike Bloomberg’s presidential campaign. A representative asked our CEO if we would...
DES MOINES, IOWA — After a long delay in releasing the results of the Iowa caucuses, the Iowa Democratic Party has decided...
Ben and Jerry’s Releases ‘Smocking Hot Covfefe’ Ice Cream
Nintendo Releases Game Featuring Ant-Man and Thanos
Mueller Report Includes ‘Pee Tape’ with Director Commentary
Report: Trump Administration Behind Millennial Snowflake Server Outage
Pigeons Protest Removal of Confederate Monuments
Coronavirus Tests Positive for Rand Paul
Biden Begs Young Voters to Stop Looking into His Senate Record: ‘Just Trust Me.’
The Millennial Snowflake Agrees to Make Memes for Bloomberg Campaign
Iowa DNC Declares Everyone Winners. Because Why the Fuck Not?
Billionaires March to Raise Awareness for Affluenza
Sanders Touts Tax Plan: ‘It’s This or the Guillotines.’
Massive Walk-in Fridge Installed at 10 Downing Street
Woman Demands to ‘Speak to Manager’ of Area 51
Local Farmer Suddenly Warms Up to Idea of Welfare State
Trump Reveals Circumcised Penis in ‘Show of Support’ for Israel
El Paso Shooter Claims Inspiration from Super Mario World